...............Evelyn Smallbladder

Located in southeast Michigan. I am available for travel to your event.   Please email or call for a quote

dgutenschwager@yahoo.com            734 782-3330  (landline -  calls only )

  •  Ladies' Nights
  •  Senior Functions
  •  Red Hat Events
  •  Health Care Functions
  • Service Organizations
  • Church Functions
  • Fundraisers
  • Banquets
  • Special Birthdays and Anniversaries
  • Reunions
  • Corporate Events



"Old Bags Make the Best Tea"

           Evelyn Smallbladder
Yep, it's a real name!  "Evelyn Smallbladder' is registered with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office.

Evelyn  approaches life in the later years with humor, advice and sometimes a little cynicism. She can poke fun at the trials and tribulations of being a senior lady in a way that makes us realize we are all experiencing some of the same awkward things we don't always talk about. (As her name suggests!)

She laughs at herself, her friends and life in general, as a way to stay healthy, happy and productive in the "golden years". The comedy is frank, and funny, but does not contain foul language.

Ms. Smallbladder is a "creative fashion icon" and you never know what she'll be wearing when she struts her "fabulous figure" to the crowd.
 

 


In addition to stand-up comedy, the show consists of humorous
 poetry such as "SO LONG" about the effects of gravity on the aging body.  It also contains song parodies accompanied by Evelyn and her ukulele, "Stanley", such as the childrens tune "THERE WAS AN OLD LADY
(WHO LEAKED WHEN SHE SNEEZED)"and holiday favorite "A REINDEER GOT RUN OVER BY MY GRANDMA"
    Many times, the audience even gets in on the fun!

Shows are enjoyed by both men and women

Subject matter is best for ages 16+


Shows are approx 45 min long.





Some Past Performances

Zehnders of Frankenmuth - Red Hat Days

Crystal Mountain Traverse City

Ionia Free Fair, Ionia, MI

Sauder Village, Archibold  OH

LaughFest GrandRapids MI

TPC of Michigan

Royal Park Hotel, Rochester MI

Miles Grant Country Club, Stuart FL

Sr. Olympics, Genessee Co MI


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